You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Watching videos of yourself giving speeches has got to be one of the most painful experiences you can go through in life.
In one of them I’m literally trying not to laugh the whole way through because I know how bad it is
drinking game drinking game: take a shot every time you take a shot
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right